Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Celebrity Ties


I’ve always wanted to be called Max Power
Not Ryan Duncan Hillback
Or my mom’s little flower
Why does it have to be so plain
I’ve always fancied a celebrity name
David Beckham, Homer Simpson or Frasier Crane

What about a name like the great baseball player Jo DiMaggio
Or like the Taxi Driver film star Robert Di Nero
Even better how awesome would it be to be called Michelangelo?
I bet I would have been popular at school
If everyone shouted
What are you doing for lunch Harry Kewell?

Having said that I do like my name
But I’d just have to call myself Sherman Longfellow
If I achieved worldwide fame



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